My collection of thoughts/poems/sayings

If you have a cool one you want to add, mail me!

o Water
A different view of water
o Ascii Art
A bunch of road kill ascii art I have come across
o Microsoft Jokes
As if Microsoft doesn't have enough jokes about them
o OJ Simpson Trial
The OJ Simpson trial through the eyes of Dr. Seuz
o The English Language
What Europe wants to do with the english language
o Ordering Pizza over the phone
100 ways to order pizza over the telephone
o Operating Systems Airlines...
If airlines were designed around operating systems
o Guys and Such
Stuff about the machoness of guys and the Internet
o The Journey
A poem about the journey of life
o Twas the Night Before...
Only a programmer or sys-admin can relate
o Are you an Engineer?
Signs and symptoms that are common among engineers
o Techno Dweeb Test
How you can tell if you are a techno dweeb
o Computer Humor
My small collection of jokes off the Internet about computers
o Bart's Blackboard quotes
The complete collection of Bart Simpson's scrawls on the board
o Deep Thoughts
Saturday Night Live's Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
o The Mountain
This is one of my own. There is a long story behind it
o It rained outside today...
A cool poem that I picked up in high school
o Dilbert
The one and only Dilbert comic strip on-line. Wow!
o Computer Cartoons
The Computer Cartoons homepage
o Cows
The official guide to cows
o Real Programmers
What real programmers do and don't do
o Programmer Terminology
What does programmer jargon really stand for?
o If companies made toast
Analogies of how various companies would make toast
o The Mother of all Humor Archives
A gigantic database of all sorts of humor, all in one place!
o Craig Ruefenacht's Homestead
Email: craig@servanet.com
 Last modified: Tue Dec 10 19:51:07 2002